Julian;INTP/INTJ

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I’d be like in real life

goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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crescendowls:

Let’s all just take a moment to look at what’s going on in the world right now. Russia’s invading Ukraine, Israel and Gaza are still at war, the terrorist group ISIS is continually thriving and mutilating throughout Iraq and Syria, Africa is going through the worst Ebola outbreak in history, and racism still seems to be reigning supreme, right here in America, 50 years after the Civil Rights movement. What the hell is happening? When will it end?

exactable:

JUST BECAUSE I INSULT MYSELF DOESN’T MEAN ITS OKAY FOR YOU TO 

3rd grade
  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  •  OH
  •  OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  •  I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  •  SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  •  JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.